Royal Character Rumble - Round 2, Pool 6

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Royal Character Rumble - Round 2, Pool 6

Poll ended at 30 Mar 2009, 22:10

Professor Snape
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35%
Jason Bourne
17
65%
 
Total votes: 26

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Re: Royal Character Rumble - Round 2, Pool 6

Post by Selphie » 25 Mar 2009, 09:13

Dankyn wrote:i am sick of this snape hate. Bourne is just a man. Snape is a wizard, a TRIPLE AGENT and above all, a friend.
im pretty sure that when bourne is sniping him from a mile away, snape won't be able to say a single word for some kind of defensive spell!
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Post by Secro » 25 Mar 2009, 11:07

it takes less than a nano second for snape to prep a spell, pour a cup of tea, finish a thesis for wizards journal then totally own bourne, and shampoo is hair.
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Post by Selphie » 25 Mar 2009, 12:19

but doesn't he have to spend 2 seconds or something chanting? :|
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Post by dakiean » 25 Mar 2009, 12:57

bro snape is part of the order of the phoenix he can skip spell incantations.

he also throws poison vials. such as which would make jasons head eat his own torso. thus legs cannot beat snape because snape has these metal shin gaurds that protect him from rolled up lifestyle magazines which is jasons weapon of choice. the lifestyle magazines are undoubltbly strapped to his legs so when he tries to kick snape. metal > lifestyle magazines. very simple. but the only way to kill Jason's legs is to use Mike Tyson's reagent which is a special blend of maggot essence combined with pubic hair from the pope. but the pope has magical guardians in his room so snape has to break through the ceiling mission impossible style and play music to make them fight to the death. once obtained it is a simple method to slowly ferment the legs in a broth for 3 hours then add the reagent. the end.
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Post by Deil » 25 Mar 2009, 14:02

dakiean wrote:bro snape is part of the order of the phoenix he can skip spell incantations.

he also throws poison vials. such as which would make jasons head eat his own torso. thus legs cannot beat snape because snape has these metal shin gaurds that protect him from rolled up lifestyle magazines which is jasons weapon of choice. the lifestyle magazines are undoubltbly strapped to his legs so when he tries to kick snape. metal > lifestyle magazines. very simple. but the only way to kill Jason's legs is to use Mike Tyson's reagent which is a special blend of maggot essence combined with pubic hair from the pope. but the pope has magical guardians in his room so snape has to break through the ceiling mission impossible style and play music to make them fight to the death. once obtained it is a simple method to slowly ferment the legs in a broth for 3 hours then add the reagent. the end.

wooo wooo wooo... too much time spent thinking that shit up but more to the point... his douche-fag looking hair would get in the way of shit... borne could shoot the fgt, run down and give him a haircut soo he'll look good for his funeral, then run back befor the bullet would hit him!
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Post by dakiean » 25 Mar 2009, 14:39

bro this isnt the flash we are talkin about.
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Post by Spoticus » 26 Mar 2009, 00:47

even if it was a wand fight Bourne would just ram the stick thru snapes eye while he was day dreaming about harry's eyes...
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Post by Beothel » 26 Mar 2009, 20:29

Interesting. Early on, this was a very even one, around about 6 or 7 votes each. Since this discussion took place, almost all votes have been for Bourne. Looks like you guys have convinced everyone else who hadn't voted yet!
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Post by Aelwen » 27 Mar 2009, 13:41

It was my comment about Bourne's sexiness wasn't it :P

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Post by Dankyn » 27 Mar 2009, 15:23

i dont see the appeal of Bourne; sure he is a badass but there are a lot of bad asses around. Snape on the other hand is on a whole other tier of awesome. oh well ;_;
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Post by beach » 28 Mar 2009, 21:03

Snape should be smashing this. Wish i could edit votes like the bourne people are clearly doing with their crazy bourne style tech-hacks.
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Post by WasteGate » 31 Mar 2009, 13:21

+1 Snape hate :P

Hermione light's Snape's cape on fire and you recon he is going to stand a chance against Bourne, ROFLMAO. Bring it on!
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Post by Deil » 31 Mar 2009, 15:14

WasteGate wrote:+1 Snape hate :P

Hermione light's Snape's cape on fire and you recon he is going to stand a chance against Bourne, ROFLMAO. Bring it on!
ohhh snap... see what he did there! CETCH!
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